To midgets and a tranny or two.
Mexican luchadores named Icognito, Dirty Sanchez y Cupacabra.
Masked acrobats gliding in mid-toss choke hold
Tea bagging helix clench de cabeza to crotch.
Arbitro Platainitos – unfit to stir water or watch grass grow,
Referees each match with opiate precision.
GoGo dancers named Kali glistened blue with gold pasties and blood red tongue.
Unic boy and his hula-hoop lover attracting gringos named Jeff and Rob from Sigma Chi,
The roar, the rumble, the raunch, the ridiculous and el revolucion.
Lucha!
Vavoom!